One for Girls and One for Boys

I was just in Dallas and heard this song about a guy who had cheated on his girlfriend. The song is from her perspective. She goes crazy on his car. Gotta tell you that I was a little crazy when I was younger and this song would have given me tons of ideas. That is the song for the girls. The song for the boys is a by Bowling for Soup. It's about guy who's girlfriend broke-up w/ him. He takes it pretty hard and hard out on her car. The first song is Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood (yes she was an AI winner, please don't hold it against the song). Tia where is that old Louisville Slugger we used to have.The second song of the day is Two-Seater by Bowling for Soup. ENJOY!!!
~Trace

Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing somewhite-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...Ohh... before he cheats...

Two-Seater
I wanna wake up in your arms
I wanna set off your alarm
I wanna break into your car and I wanna take out the back seat
The one where you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over
And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together..Uh Huh
I hope you like your Two Seater,
No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken
your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
I gotta get the hell out of dodge
I just spent the whole night avoiding the cops
And I just don't think, I'll go to the clink
Just cause I took out the back seat
Remember you told me everythingI thought I always wanted to hear
And that's where you told me that it's over
And everytime you look in your rearview mirrorI hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together...Uh Huh
I hope you like your Two Seater,
No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken,
your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride
Can you hear your radio?
I bet you can't hear your radio
So you'll never know I wrote this song for you
Sorry that your tires are flat
I know you really weren't expecting that
I guess I got a little carried away
So when you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me there
I hope you like your Two Seater,
No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken, your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride(No Radio)
Two Seater(No Radio)
Thanks for the Ride(No Radio)
(No Radio)Two Seater (No Radio)
(No Radio)Thanks for the Ride(No Radio)
(No Radio)Your Two Seater
Thanks for the Ride